When Fozzie overhears Hilda, Kermit, and Scooter talking about getting rid of "that bear," he thinks they're talking about him, only to find out later it's actually Gonzo's teddy bear that everyone is badmouthing
- Lydia, the Tattooed Lady"
- The Swedish Chef: Meatballs
- "Teenager in Love"
- At the Dance
- UK Spot: "Ain't Misbehavin'"
- Talk Spot: "(They Long to Be) Close to You"
- "Sax and Violence"
- "1812 Overture"
- Muppet News Flash: Hotline
- "Some Enchanted Evening"
Guest appearance by:
- Connie Stevens
- Sesame Street's Ernie and Bert
- Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Scooter, Statler and Waldorf, Hilda, Wanda, Wayne, Mildred Huxtetter, Dr. Teeth, Animal, Lydia, Trumpet Girl, Zoot, Floyd Pepper, Rats, Nigel, Mahna Mahna, The Swedish Chef, The Newsman, The Mutations, Dancers, Bruce, Connie Stevens Muppet
- Janice, Rowlf the Dog, George the Janitor, Zelda Rose, Miss Mousey
- Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Ernie, Dr. Teeth, Waldorf, The Swedish Chef, Nigel, and The Newsman
- Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear, Bert, Animal, Miss Piggy, Trumpet Girl, and Mildred
- Richard Hunt as Scooter, Wayne, and Statler
- Dave Goelz as The Great Gonzo and Zoot
- Eren Ozker as Hilda, Wanda, Bruce's dancing partner, and Connie
- John Lovelady as Rat and Bruce.
- Jerry Nelson (uncredited) as Floyd Pepper