Scooter's uncle sends a mechanical, wind-up TV show host, an exact duplicate of Kermit. The robot harasses Kermit and flirts with Miss Piggy.
- At the Dance
- "Row, Row, Row"
- Muppet News Flash: Kidnapped Ocean
- "Can't Take My Eyes Off of You"
- UK Spot: "I Never Harmed an Onion"
- Talk Spot: Kermit and Ruth "chew the fat."
- Fozzie's Comedy Act: The Greatest Straight Man in the Business
- Talking Houses: The Monastery
- "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd"
- Panel Discussion: Is The Human Body Obsolete?
- Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Scooter, Rowlf the Dog, Statler and Waldorf, Floyd Pepper, Zoot, Animal, The Houses, Paul, Gogolala Jubilee Jugband, Sweetums, The Newsman, Wayne, Wanda, Sam the Eagle, George the Janitor, Mildred Huxtetter, Boppity, Dancers, Robot Kermit, Whatnot, Pigs, Lenny the Lizard, Droop
- Gloat, Mary Louise, Janice, Dr. Teeth, Hilda, Ball-like Object
- Jim Henson as Kermit the Frog, Robot Kermit, Rowlf, Waldorf, The Newsman, and Rowlf's dancing partner
- Frank Oz as Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Sam the Eagle, George the Janitor, Janice, Boppity, Mildred, and the Gogalala Jubilee Jugband guitar player
- Jerry Nelson as Floyd Pepper, Paul, Pig, Whatnot, one of the Houses, Lenny the Lizard and Droop
- Richard Hunt as Scooter, Statler, Sweetums, Wayne, Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy's Dancing Partner, and the Gogalala Jubilee Jugband banjo player
- Dave Goelz as Boppity, Zoot and the Gogalala Jubilee Jugband jug blower
- Eren Ozker as Boppity's Dancing Partner and Wanda
- John Lovelady as one of the Houses
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